Nica What?

The other day I attempted to enter a store that was closed. I’m still getting used to the idea of siesta. After I tried to open the locked door, a local Nicaraguan teenager informed me, “Esta cerrado…Gringo!” All his friends started laughing. I then walked up to them and said, “No soy un gringo, soy Cameron!” That made them laugh more.

I spent the rest of the day taking pictures of sorry-looking dogs:


Dog del Dia

Meet Tucho (too-choo), a Nicaraguan heart-throb who's our pick for the Dog del Dia! We just love his 'I’m hungry, blind, and scared' carefree lifestyle – here, he answers our goofy questions!

Age: 63
Sign: Virgo
Birthplace: Somoto, Nicaragua

You may know me because: I smell terrible even when I’m not wet. Oh, and I still have testicles!



My favorite junk food is: Vomit.

When I try to eat healthily, I chow on: Myself.

My childhood celebrity crush was on: Katie Holmes.

Lately I've been surprised by: All the puss that seeps out of my right eye. It’s non-stop.

The cereals in my cupboard are: Cookie Crisp…duh:)

The book I’m reading: In My Own Words by Mother Teresa.

For dinner, I like to make: Easy-Mac. It really is easy!

When friends come over, we: Do the opposite of helping to control the pet population.

My first financial splurge was: A $4,000 Tom Binns vintage crystal "skull" necklace.

Before I die, I want to: Eat your face.

When I fly I have to: …chew gum.

People would be surprised that I: Don’t drink or smoke.


If someone gave me a million bucks tomorrow, I'd: Buy a foot-long meatloaf sub instead of a six-inch and I’d have em toast it.

I’ll never forget the time when: Some dude pet me, or at least his leg brushed-up against me. I had a boner for seven hours.

My biggest weakness is: I'm a perfectionist.